The book makes an ideal Xmas gift. It is not for the feint-hearted. It is suitable for everyone who enjoys disgusting, extra rude, politically incorrect and socially-unacceptable jokes. The main characters are Santa and Mrs Claus, the Xmas Fairy, her love-child Mary Xmas, Fairy Floss, blond husband Ken and gay son Fairyboy, Sister Slosh from the North Pole church. Santa's elves Stupid, Jack and Emerald the Irish elf. The North Pole hookers, Desperate Doris the randy Senior Cit. and the Sleaze family - Ima, Sucha, son Trash and daughter Trashette.